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*What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Seeing the lid being left off my food container.

*What is your greatest fear?
Seeing someone putting the lid back on again.

*What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Failing to stop myself burping after dinner..

*What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Not carrying treats all the time.

*What makes you depressed?

*What is your favourite smell?
Burnt bacon rind.

What is you favourite word?

What is your most unappealing habit?
Releasing "methane gas" 24/7 and blaming it on others.

Have you ever said ' I love you' and not meant it?

Before every treat.

*Which living person do you most admire?
James Wellbeloved.

*What is your greatest extravagance?
Jamon Iberico Salamanca.

*What would your motto be?
If all you need is a friend, get a friend
But if you need a real friend, get a dog.

*What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Obey and get stuffed.


Why accidental?

I hardly guard,
I barely bark,
And toy dogs give me the creeps..

Laika's Character spot check

    • Aloof =No
    • Alert =Occasionally
    • Elegant =Yes
    • Fearless =No
    • Loyal =To the end
    • Barking mad =Sometimes
    • Obedient =50/50
    • Watchful =Blind